(alternatively entitled – with all due apologies)
Though I’ve Belted You and Flayed You, By the Livin’ Gawd That Made You;
You’ve Made a Worser Man of Me, Socialism
“And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke” (from The Betrothed). I have loved Rudyard Kipling from the very first time I read Gunga Din. His pace and pattern appeal to me, as does his archaic sense of manhood. I have argued before, and dare say would do so again quite successfully, that his poem If is among the finest pieces ever written in the English language. Of all the inspirational articles I have written and the many orations I have given, much time could have been saved had I simply gone in, recited If and walked out. If you have never read it, stop what you are doing now and do so. The answer to just about every event you may encounter in your life is contained in that poem.
This post, however, is not about Kipling’s great work If. (If it were, I would certainly link to my own, real estate based homage to wisdom, and I’ve done no such thing.) No, this post is about another poem Kipling wrote, one I am chagrined to admit I only recently discovered. More mortifying still, I discovered it only because Glenn Beck is using a couple of lines from this poem to plug a new book of his. (I’m not denigrating Mr. Beck, only lamenting the discovery of fine art through it’s crass commercialization.)
The poem refers to Copybook Headings and I was unsure what those were. For the one or two of you out there as simple as I am, copybooks were primers used by school children to perfect their penmanship. Across the top of each page was written a Biblical passage or similar lesson of moral imperative. The children would copy the line over and over on the page below, thus improving their cursive and at the same internalizing certain truths. Truths that, according to Mr. Kipling, are forgotten at our own peril.
Printed below in its entirety, this poem was written almost 100 years ago. But you’d be amazed Read more