“What does the bad guy say? ‘But you knew I was a scorpion when you met me.’”Americans watched extortion on a live Zoom call last night: Wayne County election officials were doxxed and their children were threatened – Mafia-style – before the Zoom call was cut off – presumably when the threats escalated even more. If […]
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Overnight News: By dudgeon or bludgeon, Trump’s extrication seems sure. The Republic’s? Not so much…
“The plan? What plan? The plan is to mix things up and see what happens.”What’s turmoil’s tax? I’m sitting on a listing. I know it will pop when the market’s fully attentive – but now it ain’t. My role in the economy is to work in months but to plan in years. For now I work […]
“Yesterday I met a Bassett Hound who insists he is a Bloodhound-Elect.”How do you know the election was stolen? Everybody knows. The whole world knows. The Chinese are selling hoodies featuring the image of China Joe’s improbable leapfrogging in votes. Here, I fear, is the last remaining form of the Jeffrey Epstein joke: Q: What’s […]
“Half the country was raped. What would you expect the rapist to say?”Here’s some good news: When the grown-up wins, all of our electoral procedures will be audited and improved. Redfin: Resort Towns Are Becoming Permanent Destinations for Homebuyers Fleeing Big Cities During the Pandemic. CTL F ‘riot’; not found. CNBC: Mortgage demand from homebuyers […]
“Now we know why Bloodhounds almost never win dog shows!”I can’t tell if it’s a lucky break or an exquisitely-executed long con, but the Dominion software is what will keep China Joe out of the White House – and may even put him in the big house. The plan, I’m guessing, was to move all races […]
“Dude! Don’t piss on my leg and try to tell me it’s a rainy night in Georgia!”Odysseus told you Wednesday what to look for: Voting only for President, only for Biden. Same pattern in many fraud-states: Too many ballots to fake. The specific voters being disenfranchised are urban Ants – wise enough to know better, unable […]
Once upon a time in my young career, I used to think about sending little notes to flailing sellers, telling them why their houses weren’t selling. Arguably, this would have been a violation of Article 15 of the NAR Code of (ahem) Ethics, but it would have been bad form regardless. Besides, I was making […]
“I like toast – especially peanut-butter toast.”As I foresaw, yesterday was one for the record books – and let’s pray that record is not eclipsed. I had a bunch of Biden corruption links, but I ditched them all. If you want to know about it, you will. And Joe is toast, regardless. CNBC: Redfin CEO expects […]
“C’mon, look at me: Some of my closest friends are police dogs.”There is no rioting! More importantly, there is no denial of the rioting that is not happening, anyway! How can you know that’s all true? Because there are no police chiefs quitting in disgust all over the country, that’s how! So there! Urf… Meanwhile: Yesterday […]
“Snarling dogs don’t get treats? Who knew?”This has been a year of amazingly poor choices. For example, the NBA has only just now discovered that spitting on its fans – again and again – is a poor fan-retention strategy. St. Louis has not scared away enough taxpayers in recent years, so now it is criminalizing […]
“‘Run in circles, scream and shout?’ That’s just my game.”President survives illness that kills almost no one. Grasshopper-influencers lose their minds – again. Redfin: Home Prices Up 14%, But Price Growth May Wane Soon. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. CNBC: Denver suddenly has one of the most competitive housing markets in America. Housing Wire: Biden’s first-time […]
“Impatience is one of the things I’m best at.”I listed a house Friday morning, just after midnight. I had planned to list on October 8th. I rushed matter because, as I told the seller, “Six days is a long time in this market.” While I was posting the listing in the MLS, President Trump was […]
“The simple fact is that you eat better if you work better, even if you are all alone.”“Under all is the land.” So says the preamble to the NAR Code of Ethics, and I love those five words of it, at an absolute minimum. It’s existentially true, obviously. I love the term for real estate […]
“We have alpacas in our neighborhood, but I’d just as soon break into the fridge.”For all of me, I prefer to think of iBuyers as whales, the very rich dumbasses who unknowingly fund the entire gambling ecosystem. But bears works, too – poorly-adapted, slow-witted, no match for three or four smart dogs working together. When […]
“The money-making secret to real estate brokerage? Socialize the risks to the seller – not the broker.”Yesterday’s big news? “The Incumbent” doubles down on dipshit. Dipshit-aficionados rejoice. Housing Wire: Home prices post record two-month gain, FHFA says. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. Redfin: Sacramento, Austin and Phoenix Are the Most Popular Destinations For People Searching For […]