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Overnight News: The fall-back for the fall-back cheating? Terrorism. Welcome to Brown Shirt America.

“What does the bad guy say? ‘But you knew I was a scorpion when you met me.’”Americans watched extortion on a live Zoom call last night: Wayne County election officials were doxxed and their children were threatened – Mafia-style – before the Zoom call was cut off – presumably when the threats escalated even more. If […]

Overnight News: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate sues China’s joke to regain meme-supremacy.

“Yesterday I met a Bassett Hound who insists he is a Bloodhound-Elect.”How do you know the election was stolen? Everybody knows. The whole world knows. The Chinese are selling hoodies featuring the image of China Joe’s improbable leapfrogging in votes. Here, I fear, is the last remaining form of the Jeffrey Epstein joke: Q: What’s […]

Overnight News: When the accused criminal tells you it’s shameful to dig for evidence – keep digging.

“Half the country was raped. What would you expect the rapist to say?”Here’s some good news: When the grown-up wins, all of our electoral procedures will be audited and improved. Redfin: Resort Towns Are Becoming Permanent Destinations for Homebuyers Fleeing Big Cities During the Pandemic. CTL F ‘riot’; not found. CNBC: Mortgage demand from homebuyers […]

Dear Daniel Morillo: Here’s why #OpenDoor’s houses sell so poorly – even in a blistering real estate market.

Once upon a time in my young career, I used to think about sending little notes to flailing sellers, telling them why their houses weren’t selling. Arguably, this would have been a violation of Article 15 of the NAR Code of (ahem) Ethics, but it would have been bad form regardless. Besides, I was making […]

Overnight News: The RiotScore™ of Chiefs of Police: When are you safe? When should you flee?

“C’mon, look at me: Some of my closest friends are police dogs.”There is no rioting! More importantly, there is no denial of the rioting that is not happening, anyway! How can you know that’s all true? Because there are no police chiefs quitting in disgust all over the country, that’s how! So there! Urf… Meanwhile: Yesterday […]

Overnight News: “Keep calm? Carry on? What kind of useless advice is that?!?”

“‘Run in circles, scream and shout?’ That’s just my game.”President survives illness that kills almost no one. Grasshopper-influencers lose their minds – again. Redfin: Home Prices Up 14%, But Price Growth May Wane Soon. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. CNBC: Denver suddenly has one of the most competitive housing markets in America. Housing Wire: Biden’s first-time […]

Overnight News: How much does six days matter to the world’s most stable asset class? How much are you willing to risk to find out?

“Impatience is one of the things I’m best at.”I listed a house Friday morning, just after midnight. I had planned to list on October 8th. I rushed matter because, as I told the seller, “Six days is a long time in this market.” While I was posting the listing in the MLS, President Trump was […]

Overnight News: Hey! Be nice! Don’t poke the Pooh bears! They’ve got big money to lose – and you can help them squander it!

“We have alpacas in our neighborhood, but I’d just as soon break into the fridge.”For all of me, I prefer to think of iBuyers as whales, the very rich dumbasses who unknowingly fund the entire gambling ecosystem. But bears works, too – poorly-adapted, slow-witted, no match for three or four smart dogs working together. When […]

Overnight News: Why would the world’s dumbest real estate investor hire himself as his own broker? Because the emperor is definitely not naked!

“The money-making secret to real estate brokerage? Socialize the risks to the seller – not the broker.”Yesterday’s big news? “The Incumbent” doubles down on dipshit. Dipshit-aficionados rejoice. Housing Wire: Home prices post record two-month gain, FHFA says. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. Redfin: Sacramento, Austin and Phoenix Are the Most Popular Destinations For People Searching For […]