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Overnight News: Democrats built racist highways in Democrat-controlled cities. Apparently, that’s your fault, too.

“Jones Beach? There is only one beach: Dog Beach.”Transportation Secretary Alfred E. Neuman recently declared that some American highways are racist. Too ludicrous? I haven’t read his remarks, but there is truth in what he says. Robert Moses essentially invented the modern freeway – in Democrat-controlled New York City and State. He was a royalist, an […]

Overnight News: If you cannot possibly admit that the Ants are fleeing the Grasshoppers, what do you call the last year? “The Great Reshuffling”

“Old lies? New ballyhoo? Same old gas…”What’s “The Great Reshuffling”? That, apparently, is the name that is to be given to the lies about why so many Americans have moved since May 25th, 2020. Given the way these propaganda campaigns go, I would look into Critical Theory or “Great Reset” literature for the origin of the […]

Overnight News: Aghast at modernity’s sexual chaos? Take heart. No one trades corn for corn.

“Every kid needs a backyard. Every backyard needs a dog. Every dog needs another dog. Get the picture?”The purpose of a family is to replicate itself. The purpose of grandchildren is to redeem their grandparents’ traditions, values and choices. A culture is a collection of like-minded families replicating their shared heritage together. This is why our […]

Overnight News: What new ‘little riot lies’ will the real estate press concoct when Derek Chauvin is acquitted?

“Joe Biden can hide his own Easter Eggs? Big deal! Gimme a soccer ball and I can play Solitaire Keep Away.”I’ve had great fun mocking Redfin, Zillow and the real estate press for their refusal to acknowledge and come to grips with the riot-incited flight to safety in American residential real estate. Of course, the frenzied […]

Overnight News: If iBuyers sell slowly and weakly in an impossibly-easy market, how much worse will they do when the worm turns?

“I’m not saying people are nuts, but you’ll never catch a dog adopting a dog…”Real estate is kids and dogs, but real estate sales is entrepreneurs. I was interviewed yesterday on the future prospects of the big-name iBuyers, whose numbers are everyday augmented by many, many no-name iBuyers. I’m a bear, of course. When the market […]

Overnight News: Stone is rolled away. BloodhoundBlog emerges from three days of darkness.

“Has Redfin CEO Glenn Kelman had a chance to alienate half the universe with an uninformed take on Georgia’s voting laws?”BloodhoundBlog inadvertently took Easter weekend off. My apologies. We got clobbered by something big Friday morning. I haven’t read the server logs, and My Eyes Glaze Over anyway, but the ISP shut down HTTP access for […]

Overnight News: America’s wealthiest people are about to discover just how much poor, undocumented and homeless people deserve to live in vacant office buildings.

“If ‘Habitat For Humanity’ cared about people and not virtue displays, they could rehab ten houses for the time and money is takes to build a new house – poorly.”I’ve been expecting this news for a while, but I didn’t know how it would play out. Given the incipient housing crisis ballooning on the border, I […]

Overnight News: The best proxy signal for how safe you are from Coronavirus could be how many pairs of sunglasses you own.

“I always thought that cats followed the sun around the house to stay warm. Could it be more of their incessant grooming, instead?”“Sunlight is the best disinfectant.” So said Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis. It’s a metaphor about transparency, but those sorts of metaphors work – and stick around in memory – because they are […]

Overnight News: Big-budget iBuyers manage to suck even worse – even in the easiest real estate market ever.

“A single Bloodhound tracked a man for 130 hours straight. How well would a robot scent hound do?”There’s iBuyer news today – half truth, half lies – but, as usual, the big news is missing: The big-budget iBuyers are by-now swarmed by many, many mini-iBuyers. Hardly anyone knows how to build a magnetic website, but lots […]

Overnight News: Just as with the rigged election, the people most hurt by the ongoing Ant-exodus will have black and brown skin.

“If they didn’t rig the dog shows, guess who’d always win?”Every “news” story about the ongoing Ant-exodus roiling America’s real estate markets attributes the phenomenon to the Coronavirus. This is a lie, of course, as I have been pointing out for months. People who can are racing away from riots, rioters and urban chaos in […]