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Overnight News: Compassion begins with telling the poor how they can stop being poor.

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“What is the name for the thing Ants do that Grasshoppers don’t? Oh, yes: Husbandry. Maybe that’s why nobody wants to talk about it.”

We’re working with a prospective tenant right now who is sure she has bad credit. In fact, she would have a great credit rating, based on her current payment history – except she has ancient medical icebergs that should have been expunged long ago.

Why does she think she has bad credit? Because she keeps getting turned down – apparently with no one telling her why. In six months she’ll have great credit, because I will have told her where to go and what to do. How do I know she’ll follow through? It’s right there in her payment history – same reason we’re leasing to her.

I don’t know if this is compassion or not. Wouldn’t it be better for my investor to leave her in the dark, like everyone else is doing? Steady payer who doesn’t know she has options – that’s a candy machine. I cannot even imagine not telling someone how to stop drowning, but I don’t consider that compassion, just simple humanity.

Whatever. Listen to the MercyCrats, and listen to how little their attested compassion actually matters – actually results in any real change in real human lives. A compassionate culture would offer continuous free “Ant 101” classes – “How to stop being a dipshit Grasshopper today!” Instead we indulge in charity theater without ever telling poor people why they are poor and how they can stop being poor.

The Nazarene said the poor will always be with us. Hardly necessary – anyone can master better habits – and it is nothing but cruelty to conceal crucial, mission-critical facts. If you insist you are compassionate, a good New Year’s resolution for 2021 would be to do compassion better: Not just charity theater but real change for real people.

Redfin: Car-Dependent Neighborhoods Are Hotter Than Ever Mid-Pandemic, With Home Prices Up 15%—But Walkable Neighborhoods Aren’t Far Behind. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. This article is crying out for the RiotScore™ metric.

New York Post: Goldman Sachs eying Florida move Read more

Overnight News: Big moment, duh or doofus, you decide: The purpose of the virus is the vaccine.

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“Don’t even try to tell me what doctors won’t do!”

Who doesn’t have questions about this year? Accident of nature or lab accident? Lab accident or bio-warfare? Aimed at Trump? Aimed at all of America? Or: Aimed at all of human fertility?

I’ve feared the last from the first, but that’s the kind of guy I am.

It’s obvious that Ci can’t win. Ideals are transmitted by fathers, and modern Ci, atheistic Ci, technocratic Ci, Marxist and/or libertarian Ci are all underfathered underfathering underfatherers: Hysterically opposed to the only means by which their ideas can survive in an hysterically underfathered culture.

Ci can’t win, but all of humanity can still lose. Many stories of ugly sociopathy linked below, so don’t tell me this is beyond evil’s reach.

CNBC: The CDC banned evictions. Tens of thousands have still occurred.

CNBC: Tesla CEO Elon Musk has told friends and associates he plans to move to Texas. Why not Arizona? We just passed success tax. No successful person will ever move here again.

Human Events: The Plot Against the Small Businesses. How pandemic policy has benefited the corporate elite.

American Association of Physicians and Surgeons: FDA Bureaucrat Brags He Blocked Physician Prescribing of Hydroxychloroquine in Early COVID-19.

David Marcus: Nancy Pelosi Let Millions Suffer To Win An Election.

Rolling Stone: Why Are Fewer Women Than Men Planning to Get a Covid-19 Vaccine?

Andrea Widburg: Democrats’ defense of Georgia election fraud video doesn’t hold water.

American Greatness: The Prima Facie Case for Fraud.

American Thinker: When does a conspiracy theory become a conspiracy?

American Greatness: The Stupid Party Redux.

Overnight News: It’s the holiday season – so keep an ear out for earworms.

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“I don’t know what a ‘chimneydown’ is, but I don’t want Santa or the Pedophile-Elect coming anywhere near one.”

Jason Childs from The Federalist opines below, but I think the all time worst Christmas song is “Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season,” first made famous by Andy Williams.

Every writer knows what’s wrong with that song: It was phoned in. The lyrics were slammed out on deadline, and the shit that shipped was the sad state of affairs when the deadline hit. The lyrics are simply awful, almost dadaesque in their scansion-cramming scat contraptions. I don’t dare link to it for fear I’ll earworm you for months.

And who is credited as the writer of this atrocity? Irving Berlin. Caveat auditor.

[Amending this. Irving Berlin’s chorus from “Happy Holidays” was ripped off and ruined by Kay Thompson to make the double-named abortion that is ever yet coming down the chimneydown.]

Housing Wire: iBuyer purchase volume sank 82% YoY in Q3. There’s a whole lotta blood in Pinocchio’s nose…

City Journal: Blue State, Red Tape: California is shedding residents and businesses.

Brian Boero: Friday Flash: A giant fight. Useless headline, and the pundit thinks he’s being provocative. But I already do better without ARMLS on rental listings. I much prefer the Realty.bots, because I want to meet everyone we lease to, anyway. If I can’t get the NAR to set me free, I will move my resale listings off of the MLS as well. If I can still deliver the goods (with no buyer’s agent’s commission to pay), I lose nothing, but every other agent loses my listings.

City Journal: Hard-Nosed Economist, Generous Soul: Walter E. Williams, 1936–2020.

Townhall: Worthless Heirs.

The Federalist: Top 5 Worst Christmas Song Lyrics Ever.

Overnight News: “Smoking gun? What smoking gun? Pay no attention to the evidence of your senses.”

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“I stole a ham once – fresh out of the oven. I wrote a poem about it: ‘Burnt my mouth. Burnt my tummy. Don’t give a damn: Ham is yummy.’”

During the O.J. debacle, it became obvious that Americans have become so well versed in anti-logic that they do not understand what evidence is. “Every crime is videotaped – how else could that make police procedurals? – so if there is no video, there was no crime.”

Bad news for the “No Fraud!” crowd: There’s video. I’ll bet there’s a lot more from around the country. There was video from San Bernardino, too; we just never got to see it.

Housing Wire: Even with low inventory, expect a strong 2021 housing market.

Redfin: Housing Market Update: Pending Sales Return to Typical Seasonal Trend, Still Up 28% From 2019.

Housing Wire: Mortgage rates fall to new record low at 2.71%.

SFGate: Over half a million Californians left the state last year. Here’s where they went.

Fox News: Chuck DeVore: Hewlett Packard packs up – Will California ever get fed up with losing to Texas?

TownHall: Georgia Governor Changes Tune After Trump Lawyers Present Troubling Video of Alleged Fraud.

Real Clear Politics: The Georgia Runoffs and Our Embattled Constitution.

American Thinker: If the Elections are Stolen, the Biden Nightmare Begins.

Christopher Rufo: The New Untouchables: Seattle policymakers want to provide the city’s underclass with blanket immunity for misdemeanor crime.

Overnight News: Amidst everything, doubt it never: Grace abounds.

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“I’d rather have an ankle monitor than an E-collar, that’s for sure!”

Five years ago yesterday, an office in San Bernardino was shot up by two Islamofascist terrorists.

Before Trump, those sorts of events were common, so they can seem to blend together. This one sticks out for me because a young friend of mine was born that day. It was she who made the awful news bearable – her reminding everyone who knows her that death might be news but it is life that matters.

And Elizabeth Grace Trbovich has been a birthday gift to me that way ever since, a steady reminder of what we are all doing this for.

This is me celebrating her birth the day after it happened – the day after the Massacre at San Berdoo:

Greg Swann: Saved by Grace from Islamic Workplace Terrorism: Even in the midst of carnage, hope springs eternal.

Elsewhere:

Housing Wire: Why are sellers sitting on the housing market sidelines?

CNBC: Mortgage refinancing is hot, but using your home as an ATM is not.

Housing Wire: FHFA extends foreclosure and eviction moratorium to Jan. 31.

Don Feder: The Media Stole the 2020 Election Before a Single Vote Was Cast.

John Daniel Davidson: Media Elites, Not Trump Supporters, Are Disconnected From Reality.

Thomas Sowell: Walter E. Williams 1936-2020.

Walter Williams: The Tragedy of Black Education Is New.

The Blaze: A lost generation of children — thanks to adults acting like children.

Overnight News: Why are corporate anti-racists pro-slavery? You can’t spell sociopath without Ci.

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“How do you eat corporate weenies? Gradually at first and then all at once.”

The corporate weenies who spent all Summer lecturing you about your racism to try to shed their own consistently systemically-racist reputations are arguing for slavery before Congress. No kidding – linked below.

The funny part is in the NASDAQ news: As I have been pointing out since Bostock, every commercial entity big enough to have an HR department is being taken over by its Chief Grievances Officer. Corporate America is to have been devoured by its own hypocrisies. None so deserving.

Housing Wire: COVID-19 remains “wildcard” in 2021 housing market.

CNBC: Mortgage demand from homebuyers spikes 28%, and the average loan amount sets a record high.

Housing Wire: Online notarizations usher in era of trusted transactions. When you are marveling at Realty.bot claims, consider that obvious in 1995, legal since 1998 is now almost happening.

Liberty Unyielding: NASDAQ proposes illegal racial quotas for corporate boards; ACLU applauds.

Helen Raleigh: While Lecturing Americans On Racism, Big Business Opposes Ban On Using Foreign Slave Labor.

Jonathan Turley: Daily Beast Editor Calls For “Humiliation” and “Incarceration” For Trump Supporters.

City Journal: Lies and Violence: Averting our gaze from political hyperbole and violence empowers the mob.

Andrew Torba: A Discussion With Business Insider About QAnon.

City Journal: Desert Visionary: The death of Tony Hsieh is the loss of an urban pioneer.

Overnight News: #TrumpWon. #BidenCheated. #EverybodyKnows.

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“I wanna know who makes the TV sound like a ding-dong doorbell!”

Alternative headline: The CIA whacked JFK. “Conspiracy theorists” were born that day.

The Ruling Class is by now playing chicken, daring ordinary Americans to object to the ever-better-documented theft of the election. I believe Trump will pull this out, but god help the Democrats if he doesn’t. When the CIA used a Mafia proxy to assassinate President Kennedy, the idea of the “conspiracy theory” – so named by the CIA as disinformation – took root.

We know our governments lie to us. We have good reasons to suspect that the Deep State – the henchmen of the Ruling Class – are the Praetorian Guard of the American Republic. Should Biden escape prison and somehow attain inauguration, millions of people will spend the next four years documenting every fraudulent ballot.

CNBC: October pending home sales fall unexpectedly, as high prices take their toll on buyers.

Rob Hahn: Harshing the Mellow: NAR, DOJ, Lawsuits.

Margot Cleveland: Trump’s Michael Flynn Pardon Is Only The Beginning Of The Justice This Nation Deserves.

Mark Judge: Slanted: Our Dumb, Incompetent, Dangerous and Awful Media.

Tyler O’Neil: Four Data Dumps in the Witching Hour After the Election Gave Biden Victory. Rand Paul Has Questions.

The American Spectator: Legitimacy of Biden Win Buried by Objective Data.

American Greatness: Mathematician Says Biden May have Received 130 Percent of the Democrat Vote in Maricopa County, AZ. I am normally so proud to be a Zonie. We keep electing carpet-bagger governors. Now we’re a banana republic. Nice.

City Journal: Beat Cops Cut Crime: A new study explores how police presence maintains public order. Big duh, yeah? Vigilant schoolteachers minimize cheating on exams. Who knew?

The Federalist: Stuck In Online Schooling, U.S. Kids Are Failing More Classes Than Ever And Will Never Recover.

City Journal: Growth of the Pod: The public education establishment is losing customers as more parents take charge of how their kids learn amid the pandemic. The big story of 2020? Ci overplayed its panic and lost its stranglehold on American thought. Some children will do worse, academically, but some will do very much better. A rebirth of intellectual Read more

Overnight News: San Francisco weighs golden geese against homeless deuce-droppers. Everyone loses.

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“Geese are a lot of work and a lot of racket. I’m more of a scurrying-mammal kind of hunter.”

San Francisco wants to find out where Detroits come from. All you gotta do is ask right…

NBC News: ‘Good riddance’: Tech’s flight from San Francisco is a relief to some advocates.

The American Mind: California, There It Goes.

The American Mind: The Big Tech Occupation.

Roger Kimball: Reality and the Narrative.

Roger Simon: Now Is the Time for All Good Men and Women to Get Off Twitter.

Roger Kimball: Crime Hiding Crime: A Motive for the Steal.

Overnight News: Overnight transparency: How the sausage gets made.

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“Mmm… Sausage…”

I have no non-obvious news, nor apparently does anyone else. That might seem comforting, were the Republic not being rent. It argues, instead, that we are unserious about everything, even incipient civil war.

Want some better news? The salary required to pretend to ignore electoral fraud is skyrocketing. Soon only the emperors themselves will be naked.

And here’s the news about the news: A link makes it to the ‘Overnight news’ if I made it to the end – and I think it’s worth your time, too. Me making it to the end of anything is a major hurdle, but, even so, I have little to choose from just now. My apologies.

Just the News: Whole Foods CEO: Socialism means ‘trickle up poverty’ that ‘impoverishes everything’.

FEE.org: How Big Government Stacked the Deck Against Small Business.

National Review: The Great Reset: If Only It Were Just a Conspiracy.

AND Magazine: Censored: How Many People Are Really Dying Of This Pandemic?

Spiked Online: Jordan Peterson: how the left manufactured a folk devil.

Overnight News: Drive on: Why writers love proof-readers and hate editors.

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“I like my potatoes every way they hit the floor.”

We have huge LED-like signs on our freeways, not because reading while driving causes accidents and we want more of them but because a vast new population of full-time Democrats had to be hired to install, maintain and populate these signs.

Think about Arizona and then think about how many miles of “last mile” electrical support had to be built to put useless signs over empty freeways in the remote mountains of the most uninhabitable deserts in North America. Your tax dollars at work.

But pity the poor writers who have to populate those signs – ever at the mercy of the witless bosses tasked with tormenting them.

Witness: On our freeways now, for Thanksgiving:

“I like my potatoes mashed and my drivers sober.”

The joke was “smashed,” of course, but a bulb to dim to get it ruined it.

Perhaps that offends only me, but I am in every way an entrepreneur for a reason.

No real estate news again, also offensive, but I have a 4-bedroom rental in Goodyear coming soon: A short hop to the I-10 one way or to Spring Training the other.

Breaking Ground: Exodus.

FrontPage Mag: Everything is on the Line: A close look at Georgia Senate Candidate Raphael Warnock.

Christopher Bedford: The Future Of President Trump’s Agenda Hangs On Georgia.

Daniel Greenfield: An Illegitimate Election Plunges the Republic into a Crisis.

Theodore Dalrymple: The Age of Cant.

Overnight News: Rank’s privilege is the honor of jumping on the grenade first.

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“When you find a Bloodhound with a boss, you’ve found fraud: There is no such thing.”

I am a renegade boss.

In this I am one with Caesar and Trump and possibly also even the Nazarene: I am a natural-born boss, but I abhor and resist the way most bosses do things. I am not beset by enemies like those other guys, lucky me, because I lack their ambition. But their enemies – for Caesar and Trump, anyway – assailed them because they resisted and hoped to supplant the predation of the boss class.

The DISC of this is simple: Only the Driven temperament should lead, and only Ds should lead things meant to endure. I’m Di – solo projects, skunk works, turnarounds – but I understand why Ds matters – and, where it doesn’t, why nothing else does.

The boss class right now is enthralled by Ci – much weakened this year by Ci’s many unforced errors – but it is flirting with Dc. This would be the entire battle of recorded history – Ci theocracy (here technocracy) versus Dc oligarchy – minus the Nazarene, who brought with him the Ds golden age none of us thought to question until Ci started tearing it down.

Ci in power is predatory – you know, like squeezing broke people and calling it “optimization” – but Di and Dc will drift toward Cautious tyranny over time, as well. Why? Because “rank has its privileges.” This is something that should never be said, and certainly never said down, to your own people. But a whole lot of bosses seem to think their job title confers upon them a change of identity whereby the boss points and says, “My bags,” and whomever he says it to is instantly minionized.

It’s easy to spot bad bosses – unless you come to the office after five or on the weekend: The only practical way they have of proving the privilege of their rank is by not working. Half the economy worked yesterday so the other half could take the day off. But almost none of the bosses worked, and those who Read more

Overnight News: “Thanksgiving was a holiday established by productive people to celebrate the success of their work.”

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“Busy day for me, too: Heavy dropunder duty.”

I like that quote in the headline, but by now I like Thanksgiving better as a celebration of the success of a colony of religious rebels: It is our freedom they were consecrating. Even so, I’m working this morning. Scut work, too, the kind I’m usually better at delegating. But if I can get the patch-and-paint done today, the cleaners can finish tomorrow, so I’m patching-and-painting on Thanksgiving.

From ten years ago, same headline:

Greg Swann: “Thanksgiving was a holiday established by productive people to celebrate the success of their work.”

And elsewhere:

Housing Wire: The best new home sales report ever.

Housing Wire: Record low mortgage rates hold steady at 2.72%.

Patrick Byrne: Election 2020 Was Rigged: The Evidence.

Victoria Taft: Sidney Powell Releases the ‘Kraken’ in Georgia with Explosive New Lawsuit.

Issues and Insights: Impeach Joe Biden.

The Washington Examiner: ‘Strongly biased in favor of liberals’: Psychologist says Google manipulated content ahead of election that swayed votes.

The Washington Examiner: Study finds 84% fewer hospitalizations for patients treated with controversial drug hydroxychloroquine. Media lied, thousands died.

Big League Politics: Study Points to Pervasive Mental Illness Among White American Liberals.

Overnight News: Q: What are we having for Thanksgiving? A: Redpills. All you can handle.

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“Leftovers? The real Thanksgiving action is dropunders – and that starts today!”

America is in rebellion for Thanksgiving, and that is a wonderful thing to behold. We muck up Thanksgiving with stories about benevolent aboriginals and malevolent proto-Marxists, but the Pilgrims who celebrated our first Thanksgiving were religious rebels – and by their uninterrupted actions they founded a nation of rebels-of-conscience. Tomorrow we celebrate their independence – and ours – from all compulsory creeds.

CNBC: Home prices see biggest spike in 6 years in September, according to S&P Case Shiller. Guess who leads the parade? I have a seller delaying by a month, and that month may pay him $10,000.

Housing Wire: Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac conforming loan limits increase for 2021.

CNBC: Another record low mortgage rate just caused demand to jump for both refinances and home purchases.

Tyler O’Neil: EXPLOSIVE Study: Media Suppression of 8 Key Stories ‘Stole This Election’ for Joe Biden.

PJ Media: Over 53 Million Trump Voters Don’t Believe Biden Legitimately Won the Election.

Frontpage Mag: Why Trump Will Win.

Rod Dreher: Jordan Peterson Vs. Crybaby Stalinists.

Issues and Insights: America Is Over. It’s Time To Opt Out.

The Federalist: On Thanksgiving, Democrats Demand The Ultimate Family Separation Policy.

Overnight News: Wanted: Real estate reporter who can tell the truth about riot-wracked residential markets.

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“If I’m welcome on the sofa, the sofa has been moved to the front porch.”

Here’s a true fact of reality: If people moving from riot-ravaged cities have soaked up all the vacancy in suburbs near and far, that implies there is a huge amount of languishing vacancy back in those boarded-up burgs. Vacancy means spiraling price cuts and expired and withdrawn listings.

Redfin doesn’t want to talk about that. That’s their business, and it’s understood that their “news” is PR, happy babble meant to motivate their perpetually-fearful clientele.

Even so, this is fun:

“While life in the city has changed during the pandemic, with empty sidewalks and boarded-up storefronts becoming the norm, some buyers are looking long-term and realizing it’s possible to buy a condo for a 2017 price without competition,” said Jessie Culbert Boucher, a Redfin real estate agent in Seattle. “If they hold onto it for five years, they’ll likely ride out the current downturn, make money and enjoy the return of vibrant city life.”

“It’s just a gully that’s all. Just nerves.” – The Big Short.

Testimony is always unreliable, and yet the truth is always there to be dug out. If you’re buying at the 2017 price without compeition, offer the 2016 price. Will it be possible to buy at the 2014 price in a few months? If way better housing is now discounted by three years’ of appreciation, how is way worse doing? My read is that whole neighborhoods in Seattle will be constructively abandoned soon. I do love the forward-looking statement, though. That can’t result in lawsuits from people relying on widely-publicized uniformed advice.

Redfin: Home Searches in Cities Up 200% From Last Year, Reflecting Renewed Interest in Urban Areas After Pandemic-Driven Drop.

Housing Wire: 2021 housing market forecast: It’s about politics, not economics.

Jason Rantz: Oregon Tougher on Thanksgiving Families than Antifa Terrorists.

Jeffrey Tucker: The Blizzard of Bogus Journalism on Covid.

Sharyl Atkisson: How The New York Times Became A Propaganda Bullhorn For The Left.

American Thinker: To Restore Election Integrity, End Mail-In Vote Fraud.

The Federalist: 5 More Ways Joe Biden Magically Outperformed Election Norms.

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Overnight News: The DOJ’s piddlyshit NAR “settlement” in brief: Discounting Realty.bots can screw Buyer’s Agents, but they can’t notice and respond accordingly.

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“Why do waiters serve the big tippers so much better?”

Every Buyer’s Agent knows how to kill a house. You walk into a pantry or a bathroom and you say, “Whoa! Do you smell that? A mustiness…? Maybe I’m wrong…” That house is now at the bottom of the stack. I’ve never done that belligerently – to kill a house that didn’t have a fungus problem – but I’ve done it proactively many times. A Buyer’s Agent is the first line of defense against red flags.

But consider: Per this ridiculous NAR “settlement,” Buyer’s Agents are now supposed to abjure any knowledge of the Buyer’s Agent’s commission, and to operate as if incentives have no motivating power. Worse, as summarized in the headline and masticated to someone’s taste in the Inglorious Blob post cited below, the actual purpose of the lawsuit was to screw Buyer’s Agents – to forbid them from noticing they are being screwed by Realty.bots who cannot explain themselves to their customers.

Here’s a hint: If real estate commissions are too damn high, why aren’t Redfin and REX demanding to rebate the excess to the seller – you know, the party who is allegedly paying too damn much for the buyer’s representation?

Yeah. Who’s not full of shit? Meanwhile, listers who screw the hardest-working, worst-paid people in real estate should expect to hear more about an ineffable mustiness. You cannot forbid protozoa from pursuing their own interests. Why would you try that with people?

Yesterday on BloodhoundBlog, some thoughts on what Trump might be doing:

Greg Swann: “Doc” Holliday, Donald Trump and the art of the bluff. Here’s the truth you might have guessed, knowing the world you’re in and who you are reading from: The storied gunfight at the OK Corral was a rent-seeker’s dispute over a shipping concession – the Earps, representing Wells Fargo, muscling in on a market controlled by the Sandy-Bob stage coach line. Ain’t that America?

And elsewhere:

Rob Hahn: REX and the DOJ: Implications for the Future. I did a house for $500 once. Foreclosure in self-sabotage. Bank wouldn’t pay and buyers never have cash – that is Read more