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Overnight News: Three ways to be counter-culture in today’s world: 1. Work for a living. 2. Work weekends. 3. Vote like Johnny Rotten.

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“If you’re not committed 24/7, you might as well just take a nap.”

Typical weekend news drought. You’ve got time to read, they’ve got time to vay-cay.

Forbes: Housing Prices Aren’t Coming Down According To Realtor.com. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. The national news is so good, the local news cannot possibly be bad… right…?

Fox News: San Francisco tax revenue plunge points to resident exodus. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. How long will it take for rioter-friendly cities to realize what they have done?

New York Post: Stealing Soho: Luxury retailers terrorized by shoplifting mobs.

Tablet: Left Fascism.

Breitbart: Sex Pistols Front Man Johnny Rotten: ‘Of Course I’m Voting For Trump.’

Overnight News: You can tell Trump is going to lose because everyone hangs on his every word.

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“Howling dogs tell you nothing. It’s what they’re howling about that matters.”

I desperately wanted for this election to be about Marxism: “You’re what’s for dinner!™” Biden wanted for this election to be about Trump. Biden won. The American people had already priced him out of the deal, and now they have seen that his designated-successor is inept in her own unique ways. We are down to a plebiscite on Trump.

Overnight on BloodhoundBlog:

Eric Blackwell: Rama and Sunil Mehra – The American Dream and teaching young lions to hunt. This is the first installment in Eric’s “Howling about the Positive” series of posts.

And from the great big world out there:

Housing Wire: Home prices rose by record numbers last week. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

The Verge: Microsoft is letting employees work from home permanently. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Housing Wire: For the first time since April, forbearances fall below 3 million.

The Close: Why Agents Make the Best Real Estate Investors—Even During the Pandemic.

The Federalist: A Riot In The Suburbs: Inside The Changing Face Of Wisconsin 2020.

The Hollywood Reporter: Patty Jenkins: “We Could Lose Movie Theater-Going Forever.”

City Journal: Lab Coat Tyranny: California is using “public health” as a rationale to push progressive political goals.

The Washington Free Beacon: Data Reveal How Yale Discriminates Based on Race.

City Journal: Don’t Defend Columbus—Celebrate Him.

And some pure real estate porn:

Forbes: San Francisco’s Billionaire Enclave Sees Rarely Available Cliffside Home List For $25 Million.

Overnight News: The RiotScore™ of Chiefs of Police: When are you safe? When should you flee?

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“C’mon, look at me: Some of my closest friends are police dogs.”

There is no rioting! More importantly, there is no denial of the rioting that is not happening, anyway! How can you know that’s all true? Because there are no police chiefs quitting in disgust all over the country, that’s how! So there!

Urf… Meanwhile: Yesterday on BloodhoundBlog:

Brian Brady: October 2020 Mortgage Rates Report: Cheeseburgers can only get so cheap.

Greg Swann: Listing Clinic: How I list and sell for top dollar in under seven days-on-market.

And in the rest of the world:

Redfin: U.S. Home Prices Up 15%, Largest Growth Since at Least 2005. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. How could a brokerage based in Seattle be expected to know anything about the impact of rioting on real estate?

CNBC: Red-hot home prices have more consumers saying now is a bad time to buy. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. Are buyers waiting out the post-election riots?

Redfin: 6.5% More Americans Looked to Relocate to Red and Swing Counties than to Blue Counties in the Spring. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. Well, at least we know for sure it’s not because of the rioting Redfin never seems to discuss.

CNBC: Empty rental apartments in Manhattan triple, nearly hitting 16,000. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. What’s bleeding all the fun out of Fun City, do you suppose?

Housing Wire: Average U.S. mortgage rate drops to 2.87%.

CNBC: Coronavirus mortgage bailouts fall below 3 million in pandemic’s sharpest decline.

Forbes: Despite Option To Pause Payments, 400,000 Homeowners Fall Behind On Their Mortgage. Not sure if this is connected: Can we look forward to a wave of ‘buy and bail’ foreclosures in Ant-abandoned cities?

Yahoo Finance: Opendoor and other iBuyers’ sales stall despite hot housing market. Very fun article on the scaled cluelessness of buying for resale against the market. The bigger fun doesn’t start until they get to sell that way – for years on end.

Forbes: Alma Maters For Sale: America’s Small Colleges Were Already Hurting Pre-Covid. Things Are About To Get Worse.

Bloomberg: Inside a California Covid Revolt.

Fox Business: Cities are losing police chiefs and struggling to hire new ones. The RiotScore™ of Chiefs of Police: Read more

Listing Clinic: How I list and sell for top dollar in under seven days-on-market.

There is a better way to list – and I have the stats to prove it.

My listing stats are off-the-scale excellent, stipulating that I’m working for now from a very small sampling. Everybody’s stats are like mine, just now, in this buying frenzy, but my next closing should improve my numbers, anyway: Four days on market, $10,000 over list, all cash.

I happily tell the world what I do – and no one does any of it. Fine with me. I work for my clients, not yours.

Consumers: I work in the West Valley in Metro Phoenix, but if you live somewhere else, find a listing agent with stats like mine.

Overnight News: Grasshoppers discover new and better ways to make Ants move away.

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“Snarling dogs don’t get treats? Who knew?”

This has been a year of amazingly poor choices. For example, the NBA has only just now discovered that spitting on its fans – again and again – is a poor fan-retention strategy. St. Louis has not scared away enough taxpayers in recent years, so now it is criminalizing self-defense. Who needs a RiotScore™ by now? The NRA can tell you which states still permit human thriving.

Yesterday on BloodhoundBlog: Brian Brady: The Real Estate Correction of 2021. Crystal Ball salesmen: Please phone today!

Redfin: 22% of Homebuyers and Sellers Say the Presidential Election Is Impacting Their Plans. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. FWIW, getting things buttoned up before the election is wise – because of the riots.

Housing Wire: 400,000 mortgage borrowers are “needlessly delinquent.”

CNBC: Mortgage rates set another record low, sparking new strength in refinances.

Housing Wire: Mortgage applications rise 4.6%. “Purchase applications hit 20 straight weeks of year-over-year gains.”

Housing Wire: Opendoor discloses that it’s under federal investigation.

Fox News: McCloskeys indicted on gun charges stemming from standoff at St Louis mansion.

Aeon: The desire to fit in is the root of almost all wrongdoing.

Real Clear Politics: Who Wants to Blow Up Our Constitution? (It’s Not Trump.)

The American Mind: The Mount Rushmore Election.

American Greatness: Trump, Atlas: Time to Face Down Coronavirus Fear.

City Journal: In Defense of “Me-First Capitalism”. “Worse than the CEO who tends only to his company’s profits is the one who tends to your innermost thoughts.”

Overnight News: “Keep calm? Carry on? What kind of useless advice is that?!?”

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“‘Run in circles, scream and shout?’ That’s just my game.”

President survives illness that kills almost no one. Grasshopper-influencers lose their minds – again.

Redfin: Home Prices Up 14%, But Price Growth May Wane Soon. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

CNBC: Denver suddenly has one of the most competitive housing markets in America.

Housing Wire: Biden’s first-time homebuyer tax credit in the age of COVID-19.

Housing Wire: Mortgage delinquencies expected to remain above pre-pandemic levels until 2022.

PJ Media: Life on the Streets: A Cop Confesses What Policing Is Like in the Age of BLM/Antifa.

FEE.org: The Pope Just Called Private Property a ‘Secondary Right.’ He Couldn’t Be More Wrong.

City Journal: Against Fear: President Trump’s handling of his coronavirus diagnosis models positive masculinity — rational and unbowed.

Overnight News: Why is there no real estate news on weekends – you know, when real estate happens?

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“Go ahead. Fool around with my food. Find out what happens.”

A beef I’ve had with the internet since there was an internet to have a beef with: Writers don’t write when readers have time to read. Is this classism or cluelessness: Why would the public library be closed on Sunday, the day when taxpayers have time to go there? If you spend too much time thinking about the incongruities of social existence, you could end up a weblogger.

Meanwhile, the only actual real estate news I have to offer this morning is my own scoop: Zillow and OpenDoor are chiseling Buyer’s Agents in their Phoenix listings. Totally not bleeding themselves out.

The Verge: Bond was the last straw: Regal and Cineworld will reportedly close all theaters in US and UK next week. The contractions we are seeing in commercial real estate categories were happening already, anyway. This year is simply accelerating in-motion efficiencies, with the result that 2020 could end up serving up the benefits of a full-on recession – in Trump time.

Science Alert: 35 Years of Research Into Coronavirus Infections Show Long-Term Immunity Is Unlikely.

The Post Millennial: Mathematics association declares math is racist. Not racist, anti-Grasshopper. Everything that makes Grasshoppers feel inadequate is trayf. Totally not a cult.

The City Journal: The Crypto State? How Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other technologies could point the way to new systems of governance.

A Sunday sermon for the Phoenix iBuyers: “Do not bind the mouths of the Buyer’s Agents.”

“I was going to pay you this whole pizza, but instead I’m keeping a quarter of it for myself. Why? Because you can’t spell sociopath without Ci, that’s why.”

I don’t list a lot, right now, but I have been working for years to list perfectly: Highest/safest/soonest offer in minimal Days on Market. I haven’t done my numbers in a while, but I’ve been under seven days, on average, for a long time, typically selling at or above Fair-Market Value. I sell bread-and-butter houses, and I sell them fast, for top-dollar, with no hassles and minimal showing-damage to the property.

Because I have a listing right now, I am aware of the competition. Interestingly, I ran across listings from both Zillow and OpenDoor that significantly underpay Buyer’s Agents.

Note well: Brokers are advised to avoid discussing commission rates amongst each other, since free speech and free assembly don’t count if you’re in business. Whatever. I certainly have the right to talk about commissions all alone.

So first: I hate it that the Listing Agent pays the Buyer’s Agent. We say the seller does, but the lenders would never allow that, just as they don’t allow buyers to pay for their own representation. Instead, the seller pays the Listing Agent a lot more than he will typically earn, with half or more of that commission income going to the Buyer’s Agent. You say the buyer is getting representation. I say I am paying a brokerage fee: The price of the introduction. If you don’t see the Agency problem here – I am buying your fiduciary’s loyalty, aligning his interests with mine and my seller’s and against yours – the NAR would love to have you testify on its side in the upcoming lawsuit over this idiotic compensation scheme.

But second: I Corinthians 9:7-10: “Do not bind the mouths of the grunts on the ground who are delivering your dinner!” Buyer’s Agents don’t work for their brokers, they work for Listing Agents. Freelance. On spec. They live on dreams and promises, too many of which don’t come true. They drive hundreds of miles a Read more

Overnight News: How much does six days matter to the world’s most stable asset class? How much are you willing to risk to find out?

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“Impatience is one of the things I’m best at.”

I listed a house Friday morning, just after midnight. I had planned to list on October 8th. I rushed matter because, as I told the seller, “Six days is a long time in this market.” While I was posting the listing in the MLS, President Trump was announcing his and Melania’s affliction with Coronavirus. Could that screw everything up by Thursday? How much will you wager that it can’t?

Redfin.com: Condo Prices Climb 5.4% in August, Lagging 11.9% Growth for Single-Family Homes. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Forbes: The Growing Importance Of The Home For Young Consumers. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Housing Wire: U.S. unemployment drops to six-month low of 7.9%.

CNBC: Millions of Americans may not be able to pay their rent in October. What to do if you’re one of them.

City Journal: Triple America: A new book proposes that we rapidly expand the population in order to maintain our greatness.

Buzzfeed: Tiny Hand Will Be Your New Comic Sans. It’s a font that mimics Trump’s hand-writing. They think they are being clever, but this will end up benefitting the president more than it might hurt him – just like every other dumb stunt they try. You’d think they’d learn by now.

Overnight News: Welcome to October, y’all. Crisper weather, more and better turmoil.

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“Life is off the lead. Everything else is just drowsing.”

So: What’s new?

CNBC: Homes sold two weeks faster in September due to unusual surge in demand. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

CNBC: San Francisco rents plunge, showing strain from pandemic and wildfires. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Joel Kotkin: An “Ecotopian” Future: Can California’s Green Extremism Go National?

Reason: Lockdowns Intended To Preserve Our Health Are Making Us Poorer and Angrier.

Bloomberg: Inside a California Covid Revolt.

New York Times: The Truth About Today’s Anarchists.

Washington Examiner: Powder keg: 61% say United States ‘on verge of civil war,’ 52% already preparing.

HotAir.com: VP, Wife Test Negative For COVID-19; Update: Trump Physician Says President, FLOTUS “Both Well.”

Overnight News: Real estate media amazed to discover riot-panicked buyers are different, somehow…

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“I wonder what made all those people on the Titanic suddenly want to take a swim…”

The lockdown on acknowledging the riots continues, as does the riot-spawned real estate panic. You now know who you cannot depend on to tell you the truth – none of them.

Housing Wire: Pending home sales at an all-time high! Now what? CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

CNBC: August pending home sales soar to a record high, fueled by rock-bottom mortgage rates. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Forbes: New York City Real Estate In Q3 2020: The Slow Beginnings Of Revival. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Housing Wire: No housing market slowdown as real estate agents report a busy fall. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. How obtuse, you ask? Subhead: “Homebuyers not following the school calendar this year in many markets.”

Forbes: 2020 Has Been A Terrible Year For Big City Life. Will Urban Real Estate Ever Recover? CTRL-F ‘riot’; 1 FOUND!

City Journal: Defending the Integrated Suburb.

Forbes: Wildfires Put Nearly 2 Million Homes At Extreme Risk Of Property Losses.

HotAir.com: A New Academic Paper Explains How Anarchists Use Social Media To Instigate Violence.

RedState.com: AP Stylebook: Please Don’t Call That Riot a Riot. How the sausage gets made.

Reason: The Media’s Nervous Breakdown Over Race.

Summit News: Calls For Joe Rogan to Moderate Next Debate Intensify After Chris Wallace’s Disastrous Performance.

Forbes: Some Business Leaders Should Face A Firing Squad, Former Twitter CEO Dick Costolo Suggests In Angry Tweet. The purpose of the riots, assuming you don’t know, is revolution. Summary execution is the next step. The Marxists have been gracious enough to show us the seething totalitarian within. Respond accordingly.

City Journal: No Need to Wait for Herd Immunity.

“Apparently, Opendoor and Zillow and Knock and Flyhomes and Offerpad have been wasting hundreds of millions on all those data scientists and CompSci Ph.D.’s from Stanford.” –Rob Hahn

That sounds right to me. 😉 The waste is not their salaries but the financial havoc they wreak as the very-most-backseat of drivers. That is to say, iBuyers suck at real estate investment, and their hubris prevents any sort of improvement.

“Are YOU notorious? Have you ever BEEN notorious? Well, I have… Not necessarily wise – but compensated.”

Yes, I’m Trump-quoting real-estate consultant The Notorious Rob for fun in the headline, just like the TV “news” does.

But: It turns out Eric Blackwell knows where to poke the Pooh bear’s mincing minions.

My experiences with Rob Hahn have not been pleasant, and this and his other posts are tl;dr, even assuming he knows anything worth reading about, an assumption I do not make.

What’s funny is that Señor Notorious is right here, despite his snark: As soon as the market turns, all of those poindexter models collapse.

And note well: There is ALWAYS something to howl about at BloodhoundBlog.

Overnight News: Only three Nobel Peace Prize nominations. Worst. President. Ever.

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“Totally not funny: How do city dogs go for walks on all the broken glass?”

Looking for a very big October Surprise? I’ve got the overs on a denuclearized North Korea.

CNBC: Home prices rose 4.8% in July, according to Case-Shiller index. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. But: Phoenix up 9.2%!

Forbes: Barclays: The End Of The City Is An Urban Myth. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Housing Wire: New home sales hot but not bubbly. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found.

Forbes: Mortgage Interest Rates Barely Move Above Lowest Levels On Record.

CNBC: Companies will have to ‘seduce’ staff to go back to the office, real estate CEO says.

Forbes: Is Working For Home Here To Stay?

Joel Kotkin: Americans Won’t Live in the Pod.

American Greatness: The Third Worlding of America.

City Journal: The Substack Superstar System.

Monster Hater Nation: No, You Idiots. That’s Not How Taxes Work. – An Accountant’s Guide To Why You Are A Gullible Moron.

The Federalist: The Left Hates Amy Coney Barrett Because She Disproves All Their Lies About Women.

City Journal: Pouring on the Gasoline.

Sky News: The ‘Trump Doctrine’ earns President third Nobel Peace Prize nomination. What a shame foreign policy won’t be discussed in tonight’s debate.

Husbandry is stewardship first. Are there no more good stewards in America’s economy?

“The simple fact is that you eat better if you work better, even if you are all alone.”

“Under all is the land.”

So says the preamble to the NAR Code of Ethics, and I love those five words of it, at an absolute minimum.

It’s existentially true, obviously. I love the term for real estate in español for that reason – bienes raices, rooted things. So many contract disputes resolved with better word choices!

But the real truth of that observation is economic: Underneath all of the fake wealth of Wall Street securities is the real wealth of real estate.

Silicon Valley billionaires may not own a lot of dirt, but their investors do. Undergirding most mere millionaires, other than their own businesses, is a portfolio of commercial and residential real estate – three or four suburban tract homes, a triple-net drug store or two, strip malls, office parks, apartment communities, skyscrapers. If they don’t own the dirt themselves, their own investors or their REITs do.

The literal foundation all wealth is the land.

Hence: Husbandry of all wealth begins with husbandry of the land we are destined to live on.

This is the idea of stewardship, and it is the essence of the profit-seeking ideal: Better profits come from better stewardship. That much is an economics of isolation: No need for buyers, sellers, trade, currencies or even the idea of profit itself. The simple fact is that you eat better if you work better, even if you are all alone.

So I have some questions for the putative, would-be, wannabe stewards of the American economy. You can pick your own favorite corporate gnomes, but I am specifically highlighting Jeff Bezos of Amazon, Rich Barton of Zillow and Glenn Kelman of Redfin – them because they seem to me to be the worst possible stewards for Seattle, the city they have inflicted themselves on.

So first we note that corporate weenies of every pinstripe have denounced the “systemic racism” committed by everyone around them but themselves.

And we take account that many of them have promised flagrant violations of fair-employment laws to undo all the “systemic racism” Read more

Overnight News: 2020’s October Surprise? Amy Coney Barrett ate it.

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“My favorite color is #993300. I use it everywhere.”

Anyone hoping to land a cream pie on Donald Trump’s face might prepare for disappointment. For the past nine days, the Supreme Court vacancy has overwhelmed all other news, and that does not seem to be abating.

NBC News: California’s Bay Area may require telecommuting, even after the pandemic wanes. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. I do love the idea of cities working out better ways to chase people away – now that they are free to flee.

CNBC: Office real estate market will get back to pre-Covid level, in 2025: Cushman & Wakefield. CTRL-F ‘riot’; not found. Even so: I had my doubts about all of commercial real estate before the world fell apart.

Forbes: The Sherwin-Williams Color Of The Year: A Moody Hue For Moody Times. If you live in a production home, do not do this to your walls. This will take three coats of primer to get rid of.

City Journal: Trump’s Superb Choice.

Is it bad luck to wish for more news? I’m sure there will be some, in any case, some of it not about Amy Coney Barrett.