There’s always something to howl about.

Overnight News: Ants protest, not just peacefully but joyously. Grasshoppers assault them from the fringes, get pounded. Trump’s fault.

Ya think it's easy?

“What is the sound of Atlas Shrugging? ‘Ya want fries with that?’”

I wish I had a reliable resource to report on last night’s festivities in Washington, but – since Trump’s supporters were not only attacked, they prevailed – there won’t be any “news” on these events until it turns out it was all Trump’s fault.

Here’s a puzzler: A confederation of freaks incapable of propitious reproduction holds the future hostage to their absurd demands. What happens next?

The future shrugs.

Reason: Should Remote Workers Pay a Tax for the ‘Privilege’ of Using Their Home as an Office? Most “financial news” is telegraphy about where the margins are getting squeezed. But: Still: What gonophs!

CNBC: Morgan Stanley says housing discrimination has taken a huge toll on the economy. We need more borrowers!

Kevin Williamson: Why Trump supporters are here for good.

Matt Vespa: Pollster: It’s Curious How Biden Underperformed Hillary Clinton In Every City…Except These Four.

The Federalist: Why President Trump Has A Strong Supreme Court Case To Contest Pennsylvania.

First Things: The Fury of Fatherlessness. h/t Teri Lussier.