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Twittering Twitts of Twittledom

tweedledee-tweedledumI have always loved Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll.  It is many things, not least of which is a truly amazing exposition on language.  I bring this up because I recently read Brian Brady’s piece entitled Is Social Media Marketing Worth the Effort and quickly imagined myself on a walk with The Walrus and the Carpenter.  Greg Swan commented on Brian’s piece by publishing a video of himself, talking to us about his lack of interest in Social Media Marketing.  I can only describe this as so eerily representative of what one might find on the other side of Mr. Carroll’s looking glass that it’s borderline derivative! For reasons that will be clear in a moment, I felt compelled to jump into the conversation.

‘Contrariwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t.  That’s logic.’

That’s logic… You just have to love the confidence of that line.  What’s even more interesting is how well this quote appears to sum up a few of our SMM darlings.  I’m thinking of Twitter here and as a matter of full disclosure: I’ve never used it.  As a matter of fact, I don’t believe I’ve used any Social Media in a way that can be measured for Return on Investment or conversion of prospects into customers.  As a matter of fact, the very idea of measuring return on investment or counting conversions goes a long way in explaining why so few people succeed in our business: they confuse marketing with advertising.  I’m itching to write a piece exploring that malady and will get to it as soon as I can carve out a little extra time.  But meanwhile, we have Twitter.  I know people right here in the Hound who are so old-school when it comes to marketing that they’re actually successful in this business (I’m not directly referring to the Bawldguy here, but if you’re still unsure I will look in his direction and whistle) and yet even HE has a Twitter account!  Go figure…

In Twitter Policies Come to Workplace, the main focus is on the banal problems Twitter engenders for those who choose to trade hours for money (and those who employ them).  But here’s what I found really interesting:

TWITTER BY THE NUMBERS
2.9 million: Unique worldwide visitors to Twitter.com in June 2008.
44.5 million: Unique worldwide visitors to Twitter.com in June 2009.
40.5: Percentage of tweets that fall into the “pointless babble” category
37.5: Percentage of tweets that are conversational comments
21: Percentage of users who have never posted a tweet
5: Percentage of users who account for 75 percent of all tweeting activity

Now that’s eye-opening: 78% of all tweets are pointless babble and comments – which are often “stimulated” by pointless babble and must, by necessity, be babble themselves.  And almost all of that originated by just 5% of the users!  As a means for generating business, I would not call this a “target-rich environment.”  But hey, who am I to comment?  I don’t use the thing myself and maybe I just don’t see the logic behind it.  Maybe the Twitterati are on to something.  Maybe it all makes sense to someone… walking on some distant shore…

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.”