There’s always something to howl about.

What’s Yours is Mine?

Ah, the personal versus real property dilemma. We all know what a fixture is, right? There is the real estate agent definition – If you can pick it up and haul it out, it’s yours. There is the dictionary definition – “An item of movable property so incorporated into real property that it may be regarded as legally a part of it”. Then, there is the definition we learn in our licensing courses, which is something along the lines of – An appurtenant item permanently attached to the structure in a manner that it can be considered an integral part thereof.

I had cause for exasperation this week when an agent for the buyer of one of our listings decided to challenge me on this issue. She was so full of conviction (full of something, anyway), that she suggested ended up giving me some helpful business advice. No doubt in the spirit of cooperation, she suggested I “consult my attorneys”.

On an almost daily basis, I am exasperated, so this is nothing new. And that frustration usually results from the absurd roles I invariable end up playing during the course of a transaction. I have swept garages, I have bartered furniture on my client’s behalf, and I have attended a client’s garage sale and not only bought their stuff but helped sell what I didn’t buy. ( I’m still smarting that I didn’t grab that gently used Mystery Date game while I had the chance), I’ve, of course, met the plumber, yet I have been the plumber; I have taken out trash, cleaned out refrigerators, and cleaned out toilets. While this latest frustration didn’t involve manual labor, it frustrated me no less.

So I ask you, just in case I am missing something, which of the following would you consider to be a fixture versus personal property in the transfer of real property?

fixture_ a

fixture_b

fixture_c

Option (a) was a gimme. The microwave oven is clearly built in, and the contract is very clear on this point. Option (b) was likely not much of a challenge for you either, although I will go on record as saying that the sellers would undoubtedly have considered throwing Clarence into the deal had they been asked. If you picked Option (c), I am going to have to argue with you as I did with this agent. I pointed out that these are simply Pottery Barn decorator items, to which she replied, “My client recognized
them as West Elm, not Pottery Barn, and she likes them.” Shucks, I like a lot of things I can’t have.

Keeping in mind that each shelf has two small screws holding it in place, Steve pointed out that half of our personal belongings are hanging on our walls and in a similar fashion. For instance, my daughter created a lovely charcoal drawing of a bird of paradise in 3rd grade that, when framed, was so heavy, we had to secure it with a toggle. It (gasp) involved screws! While I would love for this little work of art to remain when we move someday (sorry, Becky), I don’t think it is reasonable that my buyer will be insisting it is a fixture. My hairdryer? Screwed to the wall. Our mirror in the dining room which has, when you look very closely, etchings of very naked people all over the frame (I swear we didn’t see this when we bought it)? Bolted to the wall like a mother! Our future buyer can have this too, by the way, but not my blow dryer.

Where did reason and common sense go in this process? Give me a break. And, vote now.