There’s always something to howl about.

If you’re in the Phoenix area on April 22 and you want to learn a whole lot about how to use Web 2.0 to promote your real estate practice — I’m in the Yellow Pages under chopped liver

I’m having an exceptional week.

On top of money work, I got the Universal Contact Form to the point where I can deploy new variations in seconds.

I’ve been playing Gooder games for fun — except the fun keeps turning into profit.

I worked out an algorithm for round-tripping data out of and back into Heap, making it possible to use rigorously self-populating forms to get existing databased prospects to scrub their own records. I did a small piece of this before Seattle, but I fleshed out the whole strategy this week.

That algorithm is general enough that it can be used to generate any kind of intelligent email: Any CSV file can become an email that uses a coded URL to self-populate a form that in turn produces other intelligent results: New database records, new CSV files, etc.

I hit upon — but have not yet implemented — a completely new way of organizing my sidebar at our Phoenix real estate weblog to make each WordPress Page its own quarterback in still more Gooder games — all of which, of course, are also Heap games.

I’ve been bugging Michael Wurzer at FBS Systems about making the FlexMLS IDX system responsive to coded URLs. If they will do this, I can build forms that can punch data into Flex just as I’m doing with Heap.

And today I worked out a way to take back the fattest third of the long tail from HomeZillTruGain at a cost in money and labor approaching zero dollars and zero cents. To the contrary, what I’m doing should actually pay us in added incremental SEO juice.

And the funny part is, I have two other long tail strategies that, so far, I’ve only implemented in pilot projects because those two do require a modicum of labor and I just don’t have the time to throw at them.

My thinking is that, by the time I’m done, I can plant three sloppy Bloodhound kisses on the first page of the SERPs for maybe 2,000 long tail keywords — maybe more.

And that’s just the stuff that I’m thinking about right now. The first quarter of 2009 has been pretty good for Scenius.net, and we’re approaching 500 free blogs on BloodhoundBlog.net. And it could be I’m finally starting to put a dent in the universe with engenu.

But even then, I’m ignoring huge bodies of ideas: The Zillow stuff, the listing stuff, the direct marketing stuff — I could go on for something like three years…

And all that turns out to be just so much chopped liver. Comes today in my email a flyer from my own local MLS system:

Without intending to be acrimonious, Dustin Luther is a famous future has-been. He lives on the Social Media moon of the Web 2.0 universe, a very crowded and relatively unimportant piece of the Wired Real Estate marketing puzzle. Adapting viral weblogging ideas to real estate marketing was a genuine innovation, but his first new idea was his last. There is nothing else there, and it is no accident that the market for his lectures consists of clueless Realtor organizations and clueless big-name brokers. He is very far from being alone in mining those varicose veins.

Take note, however: Jay Thompson, who lives here and is an actual ARMLS subscriber, is a much bigger deal in Social Media than is Luther — more popular as a weblogger and better known among actual working Realtors.

John L. Wake, who lives here and is an actual ARMLS subscriber, is echoed on Seeking Alpha for heaven’s sake.

Nick Bastian, who lives here and is an actual ARMLS subscriber, has done remarkable work turning a niche real estate weblog into a minor religion.

Any one of them could do everything that Dustin Luther can do, as well as connecting much more intimately with actual ARMLS subscribers.

As for the other goofball, Jason Edwards, I don’t even know who the hell he is.

Meanwhile: What am I, chopped liver?

Without intending to be self-aggrandizing, there is no one who has more to teach to actual ARMLS subscribers about the Web 2.0 world than me. Instead of paying these two dilberts to come to Phoenix and regurgitate the obvious, everyone — including me — would learn more if ARMLS paid Cheryl Johnson, Brad Coy and Scott Cowan to come to town and ask me questions.

I’m not being vain. I’m being objective — which for some sick reason pisses people off. I throw off way more ideas that I ever have time to implement, but the people who follow up on my ideas are building businesses on them. I’m about a year away from having this pig half-way hog-tied, but engenu alone puts me in a different orbit from everyone else in our world.

I get left out of these local tech events all the time, and I have no idea if I’m being snubbed or if the organizers truly don’t know who is whom in the RE.net. I don’t care, except to note the irony of it all. The good news is, if I’m not speaking, I don’t have to go.

But six days later, starting April 28th, the floor is mine. For the most part, I’ll be teaching things nobody knew a year ago, and it could happen that I’ll be teaching ideas I just worked out today.

The contrast is funny to me, but I’m reluctant to write about it at all. People are much too quick to conclude that I must be gnawing on sour grapes. This is not the case. I love sharing what I know with people who are serious about ideas, but I’m happy enough to let the rest go to hell in their own way. It’s a shame that ARMLS’ management does not know how much of the Wired World of Real Estate calls Phoenix its home, but ARMLS is not taking anything away from me by settling for third-best, and there is nothing of mine that cannot be had in exchange for the proper functioning of an active, eager mind.

My being obscure in my own home town, whether this is accidental or intentional, doesn’t even rise to the level of ambivalence for me. I want for smart Realtors to learn what I know, but I don’t hate it that the Realtors we compete against directly are so slow to catch a clue. Let ’em have their Dustin Luther and their Jason Edwards. I’ll be in my office, working out newer and better ways to market our real estate practice — at a cost in money and labor coming as close as I can get it to zero dollars and zero cents.

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