There’s always something to howl about.

Fully-Clothed In The Valley Of Transparency

Originator: I’m being paid $7, 000 from the lender because you chose a rate of 6%

Client: Got it. Cool, thanks for saving me money

Originator: If you chose a rate of 5.5%, YOU would have to pay me my $7,000

Happy Client: Understood. I’m down. Let’s roll with the 6% option.

Originator: You realize that if you negotiated better, I might have done it for less? It would have depended upon the demand for my services.

Confused Client: I’m sure I could have gone to Zillow and gotten a better price but I was impressed with your execution– I think it’ll save me a lot of money. Your blogging efforts convinced me that I need to be in relationship with you.

Originator: I just want you to affirm that I’m worth every single penny of my fee. I’m not a discount mortgage broker; I’M A PROFESSIONAL. You’ll also notice that I didn’t opt to put an anonymous rate search widget, like this or this, on my website.

Irritated Client: Understood. I trust you.

Originator: Transparency is great, isn’t it? You made the right choice.

Frustrated Client: You’re so smart. You’re so strong. You’re the best choice for me.

Originator: In the interest of transparency, should I drop my trousers to prove it?

Lost Client: Good bye.

My admiration for what Zillow has given the lending community is clear. I love that they’ve created a virtual Bourse for mortgages because I think like a trader. If my pipeline dries up, I’ll be in there, slogging it away. There’s a difference between playing by their rules, on THEIR platform, and adopting that “shopping technology” on my platform.

I’m virile but I don’t walk on the beach, in a Speedo, to prove it. Maybe that makes me deceitful, maybe it just makes me…

…smart.