There’s always something to howl about.

What could be dumber than sticking a Flash widget on your real estate weblog? How about sicking two Flash gadgets there instead?

I don’t know what to do. Friedrich Nietzsche said, “It is not my function to be a fly swatter.” And yet every time I turn around I find myself reading abject nonsense from technology vendors who have never in their lives sold real estate — who have never sold much of anything but hot air.

Should I just wince and move on to the next article in my feed reader? Or do I have a duty to point out obvious, bone-headed errors, so that y’all don’t repeat them, not knowing they are errors?

I sat on this one earlier today, but it just keeps bugging me. If you think I’m being mean for calling the author out, all I can think of to say is, “Dang!” I myself never, ever forget the ninety-and-nine. If I can spare just one person one dumb mistake, I’ll call that a win and ignore everything else.

So: Joel Burslem’s advice to build single-property widgets is truly bad counsel. The future of real estate weblogging is not widgets, and widgets are not valuable replacements for single-property websites.

First: Off-site resources are bad, m’kaaaay? If you watch where your pages drag when they are loading, you will see that your problems are almost always the result of calls you are making to other servers. In this context, it doesn’t matter if you are calling Flash, Javascript, PHP, PERL or plain vanilla HTML. What matters most is that the other servers you are calling often will not work as quickly as your server. Even if those servers are very sprightly, there are still going to be delays from hand-shaking. Flash and Javascript can madly exacerbate these problems, since they require processing power in the client computer also. As cool as the free stuff you can get from vendors can seem to you, much of it is white noise, at best, of absolutely no benefit to advancing your marketing message. And if those widgets, gizmos and gadgets are slowing down your pages, they are acting against your marketing objectives — by coming between you and your clients.

Second: Flash and Javascript do not search. The goofy little toys might look cool to you on your screen, but Google sees nothing. It’s wasted code, and it could be just enough wasted code to send the spider off to another site before it sees your real code. Not cool. Not smart. Not profitable.

This is the actual code from the first of Joel’s two widgets:

<p><strong>FOREM
Widget</strong><br /> <object
classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"
codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/
cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="300"
height="271" id="sIAD5Olq_AT5BgpUg"> <param
name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <param
name="align" value="middle" /> <param
name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /> <param
name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /> <param
name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="movie"
value="http://farm.sproutbuilder.com/81725/load/
IAD5Olq_AT5BgpUg.swf" /><embed
type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"
src="https://farm.sproutbuilder.com/81725/load/
IAD5Olq_AT5BgpUg.swf" width="300" height="271"
wmode="transparent" align="middle" allowFullScreen="true"
allowScriptAccess="always"
quality="high"></embed></object><br />
<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;"
border=0 width=0 height=0
src="https://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/Jmx*
PTEyMDU1MjI5MzcyMTUmcHQ9MTIwNTUyMjkzOTY3NiZwPTEyMDc*
MSZkPTg4NzA2Jm49.jpg" /></p>

That’s what Google will see when it looks at any page hosting that widget. See any keywords in there? See anything searchable at all? This is null, void of all meaning — at best.

Third: Our job is to sell houses!

When Joel Burslem says this:

Single property web sites (or for that matter – any static listing) may be fine for SEO purposes but ultimately, since they aren’t transportable, they have limited marketing value outside of the wow factor they give the home sellers.

I cannot imagine what the hell he is thinking.

The purpose of a single-property web site is to sell the house!

Astoundingly enough, it is only tech-vendor cheerleaders who get paid for sticking goofy, useless stuff on their web pages. The rest of us sell houses or originate loans or deliver some other form of true added-value to our clients — or we don’t eat. A well-built single-property web site communicates, engages, involves and persuades a buyer to buy this home and not some other one. That is what it’s for, and it is not going to be supplanted by nine unreadable lines of Flash.

I think I’m going to have to do this every time I see one of these dumb ideas. I won’t say we bat one-thousand around here, but everything we talk about at BloodhoundBlog is actually tested in the real estate marketplace. The same goes for Agent Genius and Lenderama. These are actual working real estate professionals talking about how they work at their professions. We may not always be right, but we’ve got more at stake than just hot air. From now on, I’m going to take a smack at every one of these inane insipidities — and, if you think I’m wrong — prove it.

In the mean time, my full and final answer is:

Yes.

Yes, you should market your listings as robustly as you can, building full-blown single-property web sites if you can. (Watch this space. We’re going to show you what we do.)

Yes, you should blog about any real estate listing you would love to sell — and for which you have permission to blog about.

Yes, you should limit your weblog as much as possible to pure HTML at run time.

Yes, you should avoid off-site gadgets, especially gadgets written in Flash or Javascript.

Yes, you should keep your eye on the frolicking ball! The question, always, is: In what way does this advance my marketing objectives? In what way will this put food on my table? When in doubt, leave it out.

And: Yes, you should stop crediting professional advice proffered by people who have never worked a single day in your profession. Certainly there are plenty of bozos who have had the same one year of experience ten times. But this cadre of completely inexperienced vendors have nothing to sell you but fillet of jawbone, hold the mustard. You can listen to anything, and you can try to apply what you can, but do make an effort to remember that our job is to sell houses!

Jeesh!

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