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The Perfect Real Estate Investment VS A Million Monkeys

Dear Real Estate Investor:

Times are tough. Did you think sooner or later they wouldn’t be? Is that why you’re spinning yer wheels searching for the perfect property in the A+ location, priced under the market?

Are ya leaving milk and cookies on the table for Santa next Monday too?

Take a minute and breathe deeply the gathering… Oops, sorry, had a 70’s flashback. Let’s start again.

We’ve all seen investors who’ve been fairly successful. Ever found one with a portfolio acquired only in boom times? Silly question isn’t it? When did they buy, making their biggest long term hits? Wait for it — here it comes — in the down times.

Next, ask them how many perfect properties they own in the best locations possible. The answer to that question, after they stop chuckling, is a big fat zero, zip, nada.

Besides, if you actually found that property, you couldn’t afford it anyway. 🙂

Invest in properties in solid growth areas, where jobs are plentiful and the other fundamentals are in place and for real. Buy them when the times are tough — hey! that’s now. Make sure you can use reasonable leverage with old fashioned loans. Demand they break even or better before tax, and cash flow easily after tax.

Don’t insist on staying local, as your market probably sucks more than a new Dyson. You already know that though, right? So what’s the problem? You think you’re better off being able to drive by your property? Do you wanna drive by mediocre or occasionally fly to excellent and stellar? Is the decision really that difficult?

If this doesn’t come across as written by Captain Obvious — read it again. The differences between highly successful real estate investors and the rest of the crowd makes for a long list. The two biggest differences providing the most profitable impact?

Successful investors don’t need perfect properties — and they buy in buyers’ markets whenever possible, as much as possible.

This isn’t from the third tablet Moses lost on the way down the mountain that day so long ago. Buying in a buyers’ market isn’t a genius move — just a smart one.

I’ll pause here in anticipation of those believing this market will only get worse. If you believe that — then don’t buy now. This market could indeed get worse. I have an idea. Let’s wait until the perfect time to invest — right at the bottom of this down market, the day before it begins to recover. Seriously, buying now isn’t for everyone. There are two requirements.

  • You have to believe buying now makes sense
  • You have to have the huevos to actually do it instead of talking about it
  • Stop wasting your time and therefore your money looking for the perfect property or situation. The stars don’t align that often. Meanwhile you’ve passed over who knows how many excellent investments because you couldn’t find the right rainbow with the pot of gold sporting your name engraved on it.

    There’s a better chance of a million moneys in a room full of computers writing Romeo and Juliet than you finding the perfect property with all the perfect circumstances attached to it.

    Decide what you’re Point B is, and what kind of property will best get you there. Buy the best properties you can locate in a reasonable time. They’ll close escrow. Then…

    Live your life.

    Repeat until wealthy.

    Invite me to your retirement party.

    Retire.