I am a part of a panel presentation on blogging next week and want to add some levity. The problem is: I’m not funny.
I’m trying to find jokes about blogging on the Internet and I can’t find a bona fide laugher.
Q. Why did the blogger cross the road?
A. Because the WIFI signal was stronger there.
Does anybody have blogging jokes to share? In the absence of jokes, I’ll write them. And it won’t be pretty.
Michael Price says:
Gee. With a zinger like that who could follow? 🙂
October 12, 2007 — 10:26 am
Todd says:
Sure, I have always considered that Forbes magazine cover story “Attack of the Blogs: How they destroy brands and wreck lives!” the best blogging joke ever. Here’s a picture:
http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/forbes.png
October 12, 2007 — 11:14 am
Todd Carpenter says:
How about, “How many games does it take for the Rockies to eliminate the Phillies in the NLDS?” Alright, it’s not about blogging. So how about:
Here’s a good blogging joke
How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty-One Easy Steps!
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/2/7/161047/1869
What A Comment Stream Would Look Like In A Meeting – This one has some adult language.
http://www.crunchnotes.com/?p=423
I’m Blogging http://youtube.com/watch?v=12yD8JyaVvY
I don’t know if any of this will help you. I mainly just wanted to bring up the Phillies.
October 12, 2007 — 11:50 am
Robert Kerr says:
Some ideas:
Real Estate Jokes
October 12, 2007 — 2:44 pm
Brian Brady says:
“How many games does it take for the Rockies to eliminate the Phillies in the NLDS?”
Cold-blooded!
October 12, 2007 — 3:09 pm
Russell Shaw says:
Greg sent me this:
http://www.problogger.net/archives/2007/10/12/how-to-become-a-famous-blogger/
October 12, 2007 — 6:03 pm
Phil Hoover says:
PLEASE ~ someone, we don’t want Dan writing his own blogging jokes!
October 12, 2007 — 9:27 pm
Dan Green says:
Okay, I’ve has time to think:
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Actually, he already did it. It’s just saved in draft mode.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Actually, he already did it. You just didn’t know because you don’t get the feed.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. Bloggers don’t change lightbulbs, they change the world.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Sure, Brooke Mote, 35, of Covington, Ga., knew she was fat. Whenever the single first-grade teacher went out socially, every chat she had with a man seemed to end with a requestÅ that she introduce him to her slender friend! Still, she never thought there was anything wrong with being at 5-foot-10 and 268 lbs. a big, beautiful woman. Search Phentermine pills!
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 100. 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to comment on how it should have been done differently.
(How am I doing?)
October 13, 2007 — 9:55 am
Linda Davis says:
Keep working on it Dan. Did you hear about the two bloggers that….
October 13, 2007 — 11:30 am
Greg Swann says:
Q: How many webloggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:
October 13, 2007 — 4:47 pm
Dan Green says:
A real estate blogger walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “Hey, where’d you get that thing?”
The frog says, “Active Rain!”
October 13, 2007 — 6:08 pm
Greg Swann says:
> The frog says, “Active Rain!”
Now that’s funny!
October 13, 2007 — 6:14 pm
Kris Berg says:
Todd – Your first link was the first one I found when doing my “what the heck is a blog?” research two years ago. I still use the “suxor” line. Hysterically funny.
Dan – Man walks into blogger’s office and sees parrot next to desk. “Does he talk?” “Nah, he just clicks.”
October 15, 2007 — 8:17 am
Ardell says:
Just wear a funny tie and skip the jokes 🙂
November 1, 2007 — 11:05 pm