I think I forgot to put the cat out. But, I’m still curious – Who did set fire to her? My personal thermostat is broken. I now spend my days alternating between down jackets and ice packs. If there is a way to simultaneous run the furnace and the air conditioner, I am determined to find it. My total 20 minutes of sleep last night involved dreams of dorm rooms, escrows and Russell Shaw. (Don’t get excited, Mr. Shaw. It was the “You are a Failure of Epic Proportions” post that slipped into my subconscious. I have since determined that I am destined for moderate success, since the last thing I wanted to do yesterday was read a 2,000 word blog post on how much I suck. I skimmed).
It is so much fun getting old. Happy birthday to me.
Years ago, the children in my daughter’s second grade class each had to give a presentation on an exotic animal. The question and answer periods were more fun than my third time watching Weekend at Bernie’s. This is where classmates would toss out random questions about the featured animal, thus allowing the presenter to demonstrate their command of the subject. One girl mentioned that the okapi was threatened by the jackal. “What’s a jackal?” one child asked. “Oh, (pause) a rabbit.” Everyone was quite satisfied.
You see, if your audience is clueless, you can say just about anything and get away with it. If you only think in these terms, if you forget that your readers might know a thing or two, or if you forget along the way that people actually may be reading what you write, then you may only think you can get away with it.
On the heels of Inman’s Top 25 Most Influential Bloggers award, I am reminded that there are many (at least 25) writers who blog with passion and with credibility – with something to say. I am also reminded of how competitive is this business, and how competitive this business of blogging is becoming.
Blogging takes two forms. The blogger either has information or has opinions to share. Philosophical opinions, opinions of “what if”, can be debated, but they can never be wrong. Whether I believe in a Supreme Being (because, who else could have conceived of the White Chocolate Mocha?), or I think Redfin will soon be acquired by Warren Buffet (because I think he likes their future upside potential), my opinion is valid because it is mine. You may not like it and you may not agree, but for the time being, at least, you can’t prove me wrong. The “greats” debate with respect, and may ultimately agree to disagree. Too many others just hollar to be heard.
Professing authority on facts, on the other hand, can prove embarrassing if you are a Pretender. The “greats” have something of value to offer, and have the credentials of age and experience to justify their platform. They do not blog for ego, blog for acceptance, or blog just to blog. So many others seem to have fallen into the “say anything” trap just to get noticed. “A jackal is a rabbit. Call me for all of your real estate needs!”
So, on this, my two-score-and-eight-years birthday, I am going to come clean. I am a working real estate agent. I am not a lending expert, I do not fully understand micro- or macro-economics, I can not write two lines of code without my “Dummies” book, I have not read Machiavelli, and in my eleven years in the trenches I have not learned everything there is to know about my business of real estate. I do have opinions, however, which I enjoy sharing and I learn volumes every day by swapping opinions with others.
And I know a jackal isn’t a rabbit. All jokes aside, I will never be among the most influential. I am not one of the “greats”. I do not possess that higher level of expertise that warrants the recognition, and it is not important to me, to my clients or to my business that I pull out all the stops to be heard above the din at any cost. Age brings some wisdom. I know only what I know, and this is what I write about. Everything else I will leave to everyone else.
Brian Brady says:
While you don’t profess to be an expert, you and Steve are two of the more knowledgeable agents when it comes to lending, Kris. You know all the right questions to ask so your opinions are excellent.
…and while a jackal is not a rabbit, I’ll laugh at the chronicles of your discovery of that fact…with the rest of your avid readers.
Happy Birthday #26
October 6, 2007 — 10:07 am
Kris Berg says:
Thank GOODNESS you don’t know what a “score” is. 🙂
October 6, 2007 — 10:10 am
Sean M. Broderick, CCIM says:
I know that 2 x 10 + 8 = 28.. Happy Bday.. 😉
October 6, 2007 — 10:19 am
Kris Berg says:
>I know that 2 x 10 + 8 = 28.. Happy Bday
Okay – Let’s go with that.
October 6, 2007 — 10:22 am
ken says:
Young lady…you are wise beyond the other-sided.
You’ve got mad gifts…wit, wisdom, wile and a shiny sense of thoughful bullseye rumble and grounded humble.
I enjoy your fresh perspective.
kb
October 6, 2007 — 11:00 am
Jay Thompson says:
Happy Birthday!!!
“I am not one of the “greats”.”
I whole-heartedly disagree.
October 6, 2007 — 11:05 am
Lani Anglin says:
Happy BIRTHDAY, Kris!!! 🙂 Don’t kid yourself, you’re definitely in the upper echelon of blogging AND real estate. The more you know, the more you know that you don’t know- you’re one of the few that clearly understand this. This MAKES you one of the greats, stupid 😉
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And by the way, regardless of whether it’s in print or not, you ARE in the Top 25. I, on the other hand, am requesting a section for next year called “bloggers who should never be on any list”- I could totally win that one! 🙂
October 6, 2007 — 11:48 am
Jeff Brown says:
Kris – Yer way cool just being a woman and admitting to having a birthday with a beginning number more than a 2. 🙂
For those of you who’ve not had the pleasure of a personal meeting with Kris – nobody would believe her ‘two score +’ admission. 🙂
Of course, we now all realize what’s gonna happen in a couple years.
October 6, 2007 — 12:22 pm
Dan Green says:
Kris, these are for you: http://themortgagereports.com/Flours.jpg. Happy birthday.
October 6, 2007 — 12:35 pm
Kevin Tomlinson says:
Kris
HI! Happy Birthday! Working for a firm that is owned by HomeServices of America (Warren Buffet), I know that HomeServices would only be interested in VIABLE businesses, Redfin would not fit the bill. 🙂
October 6, 2007 — 12:46 pm
Kris Berg says:
I am going to use the “birthday defense” more often. Only the really spiteful would dare trash an old girl’s post on this special day. Thanks, everyone! (Especially Ken who says I have “gifts”, but NOT doodie-head Lani who calls me names). 🙂
Dan – Here is your “Thank ewe“.
>Yer way cool just being a woman and admitting to having a birthday with a beginning number more than a 2.
Nice try, Jeff. You still owe me lunch.
>Working for a firm that is owned by HomeServices of America (Warren Buffet), I know that HomeServices would only be interested in VIABLE businesses, Redfin would not fit the bill.
Me too, Kev. That was the joke. 🙂
Now I am off to get the Birthday Counter Offer signed. Is there no end to the festivities?
October 6, 2007 — 1:12 pm
Russell Shaw says:
1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
2. Thank you for having me in your dreams in any manner.
3. Before reading your post I had never considered the idea of Warren Buffet buying Redfin. But reading that did make me laugh out loud.
4. Anyone who can consistently make me laugh out loud is a damn good writer.
5. You can consistently make me laugh out loud. I always read every post you write.
6. I believe you already knew points 2 – 5 were true. 🙂
October 6, 2007 — 1:17 pm
Jeff Brown says:
Nice try, Jeff. You still owe me lunch.
Like I said before – The Indigo Grill
How ’bout Monday?
October 6, 2007 — 1:18 pm
Kris Berg says:
RS – NOW I’m having a happy birthday.
Jeff – Monday after?
October 6, 2007 — 3:58 pm
Jeff Brown says:
Put it in pencil, and we’ll talk this Monday to confirm.
October 6, 2007 — 4:02 pm
Jeff Kempe says:
Oh, dear. Kris, if you’re NOT one of the greats, what’s that make the rest of us?? Please, for our sake, rethink your humility.
And: Happy, happy birthday! but no laments until you hit three score…
October 6, 2007 — 4:14 pm
Allen Butler says:
Happy Birthday Kris!
I like that you are not an “expert,” and I mean that in the nicest way possible ;>) You are truly funny. I also read all your posts both here and on your own site, and am continuously humored. I particularly enjoyed your sketchypad post. Very funny. My family and I are coming to La Jolla next week for tuesday thru friday. Let me know if you have nay free time for lunch!
Allen
October 6, 2007 — 8:04 pm
Phil Hoover says:
Difficult (very difficult!) to believe you are 28, Kris 🙂
I feel very privileged to know one of the top 10,000 bloggers in the world 🙂
October 6, 2007 — 9:47 pm
John Wake says:
Your writing skills are spectacular – beyond a skill and into the realm of a “gift.”
I can only think of a handful of national columnists (all non-real estate) in your league.
P.S. I think the “insomnia” is hardest on the husband… [cough].
October 7, 2007 — 12:58 am
Kris Berg says:
John – Ever wonder the source? 🙂
October 7, 2007 — 7:48 am
Kris Berg says:
Allen – Yeah, man! Send me an email.
October 7, 2007 — 7:54 am
Apella says:
Kris,
Happy B-Day. I just wanted to say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I think that goes for blogging too. What is in a title anyway? Just ask the Jack-O-Lope 🙂
Thank you for your great topics and post!
October 7, 2007 — 7:54 am
Cathleen Collins says:
Late as usual lately: Happy Birthday (Belated)! And Happy Anniversary (early – Hah!). Hope you found some time last night to be spoiled wonderfully by Steve (but if there was anything going on with traffic cones, we don’t wanna know about it.)
October 7, 2007 — 10:00 am
Joseph Runtz says:
Love the Blogs…Kris referenced…“You are a Failure of Epic Proportions” as being posted by Russ Shaw…I cannot find it in your archives…can you point me in or out of the right direction???…or am I “clueless”?
October 7, 2007 — 1:21 pm
Kris Berg says:
Joseph – My title, not Russell’s. Click the link in the text. His great post dealt with successful people doing things they don’t particularly like doing (reading big posts) while the failures choose not to act. 🙂
October 7, 2007 — 2:13 pm
Kris Berg says:
Cathleen – Thank you. No traffic cones, just a lot of schlepping giggling teenagers to the Homecoming dance. No complaints here. I am just grateful to have clocked in another year.
October 7, 2007 — 2:15 pm