There’s always something to howl about.

What if Redfin gave a PR offensive and nobody came?

We pulled out all the stops for Redfin.com’s announcement yesterday because we thought it was important news. Such insiders we are, like Obscure Sports Quarterly subscribers glued to ESPN-8 for the Women’s Curling Semi-Finals. On and off all morning, I combed Google and Technorati for news, linking to what I found. Bottom line: Big yawn.

Redfin employee Matt Goyer provides a similar rundown, catching a few that I missed. Goyer also does the kind of stupid Realty.bot math trick that we have learned to expect from fawning news coverage of stupid Realty.bots: In adding three agents, Redfin.com grew by 340%. No, the number of MLS listings on its stupid Realty.bot grew by 340%. Redfin grew its head-count and its burn rate.

The only truly amazingly stupid math I saw, though, was at The Real Estate Economy, which cannot tell an apple from an orange, but which knows they must be equal if there are a million of them:

When Redfin gets up to six cities, it should carry a total of about a million listings on any given day, roughly the same that rival Trulia currently stocks.

It would take an hour to sort out every idiocy in that one sentence, and that may be the actual problem: The Realty.bot revolution is being fomented by geeks who can’t do the math and is being heralded by dinks who can’t think at all.

Marlow Harris, by pointed contrast, shows us what can be done with a fully-functioning mind and an insider’s insight:

One of the problems I have with Redfin is their continual commoditization of the bad-boy stance, their claim of being the outsider, the renegade ready to fight against The Man, ready to defend their clients against the Real Estate Industrial Complex, when in reality the business is made up of hundreds of thousands of individuals. There’s no cartel. There are thousands of little real estate offices all across the U.S., with 100’s of MLS’s, each with their own rules. Redfin has co-opted the power of dissent by appropriating the language and symbolism of non-conformist youth and tech/geek culture. By inserting themselves into the real estate equation, they place themselves in the role of counter-culture hero and the consumer into the role of rebel against the Real Estate Machine.

It’s an exciting visual, but it’s also a fabrication concocted as a brand just as much as Microsoft, Starbucks or McDonalds is.

Kelman seems like a nice guy, and I bet he’s a blast at parties, but in his enthusiasm for his business model and his role as the Rebel CEO, he omits the truth about his business model, which is that it is non-profitable.

Not one to be outdone, Redfin CEO Glenn Kelman was on the company’s weblog late last night plotting his next offensive offensive:

With Pipes, one search on La Jolla 3-bedroom homes could return blog posts on property prices La Jolla, La Jolla for-sale-by-owner listings from craigslist as well as data from the San Diego MLS.

If this sounds like a good idea to you, apply for a job at your local newspaper. What it is is a plan to violate the rules of the MLS systems Redfin.com only just lately vowed to honor and uphold. Redfin gave its word to abide by rules it openly plans to break. When it is slapped down for the consequences of its own corporate bad character, you can be sure it will be the fault of “The System.”

The last act of this tragedy, which any thoughtful person can easily foresee, is that Redfin.com’s ultimate bankruptcy will be blamed, in the for-pay media, on dark, evil, monopolistic forces — when, in fact, the company was doomed financially from its first day in business.

BloodhoundBlog is addressed to real estate professionals more than to consumers, but consumers should thank their lucky stars that there is an RE.net to counter this pandemic disinformation. In a larger sense, they should thank the enblogged globe in sum for undercutting the palpable nonsense emanating from for-pay media outlets — half of it pabulum, the other half propaganda.

But even so, until the-day-before-yesterday, Redfin.com was the for-pay media’s darling. Today it’s looking like just another discount real estate brokerage…

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