I’m not going to link to the news story, because this poor sap’s got troubles enough.
But the headline itself is perfect like algebra:
man + beer_festival + cop = man_hits_cop
That’s as perfect an outcome as any math can achieve.
But wait. There’s more:
man_hits_cop = arrest
Easily understood. But consider this:
arrest = jail = bail
Not quite so obvious, but, given that proposition, this outcome must follow logically:
jail = bail = marriage_counseling
It’s the math of suburban life gone awry…
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